Greater Napanee is greater for many reasons and #7 is The Napanee River. It’s beautiful! You don’t have to go as far as France or Brockville to see a beautiful waterfront, we have one right here in our own back yard! And when you’re on a boat you get to spy on all those richie-riches like William and Kate! Haha! I see you, Kate!
But really even though The Napanee River is #7, it’s really #1 even if Avril is #1 because what it all means is Napanee has everything you need! Do you hear that Napanee? You’re number one! Yay!!! If you live in Napanee you have everything you need right here. You never have to leave. It’s the greatest place in the world!
My friend Debbie from work went on a fancy cruise ship last year and she got food poisoning. She had to drive all the way to New York and for the same money she paid to get on a cruise ship that made her sick she could have bought her own boat. She spent the whole time throwing up all those fancy shrimps that turned out not to be so fancy after all!
But Brenda! You can’t buy a boat for $495.98! Well that’s where you’re wrong because you can in Napanee! I just did a search on Marketplace and found 38! Can you believe that? 38 boats in Napanee for under $495.98! Sure you can drink on a cruise ship, Debbie, but that’s what God invented travel mugs for! And if you have your own boat you can go up and down the river as often as you want! That’s what I call value!
Now it’s true that some of those boats need a little TLC for that price but it’s nothing that a little elbow grease can’t fix and my boyfriend Dewain has tons of elbow grease, if you know what I mean. He’s so handy that he was able to get a boat with a cabin and an inboard engine for only a little more. It’s so nice we could live aboard it, and maybe one day we will! But in the meantime we’re going to take it on it’s maiden voyage down the river and it’s going to be the first of many. You won’t find us in the Swiss Riviera or that blue lake in Reddit, no siree. The Napanee River is good enough for us and that’s where you’ll find these two proud residents.
-Brenda
